Well, there are those days where you need a break. And what could be better then laughing your ass off to get rid of all that stupid things in life! I present you to alternatives to do right that, here and know. And to proof it I give you some examples of the two internet pages I am talking about.
Damnyouautorrect.com (best of)
Textsfromlastnight.com (best of)
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered „Simba“
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
(510): he said he didn’t have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that’s not the point.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
(813): I’m fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She’s next.
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