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Damnyouautorrect.com (best of)

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Textsfromlastnight.com (best of)

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered „Simba“

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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

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(510): he said he didn’t have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that’s not the point.

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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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(813): I’m fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She’s next.